Shashwat

What I did on March 12th

// March 12th, 2010 // Life

	My twit­ter feed is always hijacked by Twi­light Sis­ters (@twilightfairy & @suddentwilight), @anaggh, @b50, @partywithneha and @GuyKawasaki [snag­pal]
	RT @anaggh: PAPPU saw lone girl walk­ing on a road, stopped his car,asked: ‘Lift? Girl:Nahi! Mai 3 Dinse Lif­tle Rahi Hu,Aaj Har Haal mein … [snag­pal]
	Another week­end start­ing with 2 flat tyres… [snag­pal]
	When you give away a part of self as love, ready to fill it back with the shit you get back… [snag­pal]
	#Women are like the stock mar­ket — They’re irra­tional and can bank­rupt you if you’re not care­ful. [snag­pal]
	#Women are like com­put­ers — They take too long to warm up and a bet­ter model always comes along once you’ve already got one. [snag­pal]
	#Women are like Saran Wrap — Use­ful but clingy. [snag­pal]
	#Women are like horses — Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. [snag­pal]
	#Women r like coun­try west­ern songs — Thy’re annoy­ing, they all sound alike, but if u really lis­ten to thm u’ll get depressed & drink a lot [snag­pal]
	Mar­ried men live longer than sin­gle men, but mar­ried men are a lot more will­ing to die. [snag­pal]
	Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. #Women some­how dete­ri­o­rate dur­ing the night. [snag­pal]
	There are 2 times when a man doesn’t under­stand a woman: before mar­riage and after. [snag­pal]
	Son: Is it true, I heard tht in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t kno his wife until he mar­ries her? Dad: Tht hap­pens in every coun­try, son [snag­pal]