Do I lack communication skills or am I just misunderstood!?!?!?! [snagpal]

Waat laga di mom ne! Gotta save now! [snagpal]

My twitter feed is always hijacked by Twilight Sisters (@twilightfairy & @suddentwilight), @anaggh, @b50, @partywithneha and @GuyKawasaki [snagpal]

RT @anaggh: PAPPU saw lone girl walking on a road, stopped his car,asked: ‘Lift? Girl:Nahi! Mai 3 Dinse Liftle Rahi Hu,Aaj Har Haal mein … [snagpal]

Another weekend starting with 2 flat tyres… [snagpal]

When you give away a part of self as love, ready to fill it back with the shit you get back… [snagpal]

#Women are like the stock market – They’re irrational and can bankrupt you if you’re not careful. [snagpal]

#Women are like computers – They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you’ve already got one. [snagpal]

#Women are like Saran Wrap – Useful but clingy. [snagpal]

#Women are like horses – Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. [snagpal]

#Women r like country western songs – Thy’re annoying, they all sound alike, but if u really listen to thm u’ll get depressed & drink a lot [snagpal]

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. [snagpal]

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. #Women somehow deteriorate during the night. [snagpal]

There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage and after. [snagpal]

Son: Is it true, I heard tht in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t kno his wife until he marries her? Dad: Tht happens in every country, son [snagpal]

Listened to 3 songs.

Na hazar hai na khatar hai, na raja hai ne dua hai
Na khayaal e bandagi hai na tamana e khudai [snagpal]

Na muqqam e guftagu hai na mahhall e justaju hai
Na wahan havaas pahunche na khirad ko hai rasai [snagpal]

Listened to 3 songs.

Blueberry cheese cake khatam
Even at Barrista [snagpal]

And those who can fit in mine, mostly wont need ladders to pluck mangos to feed emselves @suddentwilight Lol (cont) http://tl.gd/f743s [snagpal]

looks like i am going thru a #photographer’s block… need some inspirations and energy… [snagpal]

Bhagwan se Prarthana: Lord Kirshna where are you? We need U in Parliament to take care of the Yadavs. (via @TusharG) [snagpal]

RT @chetan_bhagat We need Men’s day. A day when we won’t b judged, nagged or emotionally manipulated & we can drink, see porn & not bathe. [snagpal]

Happy Woe-a-man(’s) Day
@funnyoneliners [snagpal]

Missed #Oscars for CII event at Taj Mahal Hotel… One of the group cos. Sponsoring the event, I redid the #branddesign [snagpal]

Interesting facts, 70% people in Delhi and 73% ppl in Mumbai do not have access to Toilets… [snagpal]

Mr. Amit Kapoor from #cii gave some very interesting facts… [snagpal]

We need to change the way we think n plan cities while we build new cities in India… [snagpal]

People may have grown in age and status, but still lack manners to use a mobile in public spaces and meetings. [snagpal]

Good morning people! Missed DFC shoot again for some sleep… What’s wrong with me! [snagpal]

Just finished watching #shortfilm "Black Leather Soles"… A must watch… [snagpal]

RT @sickipedia: Why didn’t Stevie Wonder finish writing his autobiography?He dropped his pen. [snagpal]

Wanna start living? Start moving on. [snagpal]

Finally finished the design. Now gotta get my beauty sleep for 9AM meeting. YAwN! gud nite. [snagpal]

Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge – * – Gift the CD to your enemies #musicreview [snagpal]

Lahor – *** – Worth a look, so really nice refreshing sound n lyrics… #musicreview [snagpal]

Prince – **/4 – Nothing new, but still has 2-3 good nos. repeated sounds… but will be popular. Not so bad buy. #musicreview [snagpal]

9′O clock meeting wont start before 11! I knew it, still i came on time. could have got the other work done or slept for another hour! #FML [snagpal]

It’s gonna be a bad summer am sure… Thank god, there’s Ice Tea to keep us cool… Waiting for my Chicken Tikka Submarine… [snagpal]

Yum! My sub tastes better than it looks. http://yfrog.com/4v42ij [snagpal]

RT @GrNut: got half a mind to start TEDAx … a forum for creativity, innovation, and style for the crooks and conmen of the world ! [snagpal]

RT @atulkasbekar: Lenses r sharpest betw 2-3 stops from wide open, so a f/4 lens is sharpest betw f/8-11, try being there to start with [snagpal]

My cabin is near to a very abusive colleague… I am tired of MC-BC-C-G etc. etc… gotta remind him wheres he sitting… [snagpal]

My wife dsn’t undrstnd hw considerate ‘m being whn I suggest v hv a threesome.She’ll hv sum1 2 chat with aftr I’v gon 2 sleep RT @sickipedia [snagpal]

#Delhi gets a commitment of No powercuts for next 2 yrs.. Do we people in Gurgaon pay any less taxes? why we get 12hrs cuts? [snagpal]

Rumi: "Mistakes can also lead you to the Truth. Ask, the answer will be given.” Good Night. (via @paulocoelho) [snagpal]

Just curious, what’s wrong in #nityananda or any priests having sex? as long as both partners are willing… [snagpal]

Wonder why I just read @DuttaLara as DaraLatta [snagpal]

Twenty die in north India temple collapse, http://bit.ly/dCnC8H – and we are still worried about #Nityananda’s sex life… [snagpal]